Rich Moranis, the much loved Hollywood actor from the 80s and early 90s has spoken out about learning that he has a twin brother, the UK politician Michael Gove. The brothers were raised on different sides of the Atlantic...
Harambe who was shot dead in 2016 has been proclaimed a saint by Pope Francis in a ceremony at the Vatican. Pope Francis said "Harambe died for our sins, he protected the weak and was struck down while protecting...
Following on from the Ministry of Sound, the entirely fictional Ministry of Magic has now too been given full Governmental powers. The Government in its continuing push to try and connect with a younger audience has once again relented...
In an effort to curb the rise in racially motivated crimes in the wake of Brexit, the Government is enforcing a new law which will now mean that slipping on black ice is now considered a hate crime. The...
After years of confusion and a plethora of jokes that crossed the line, Benedict Cumberbatch star of Sherlock, Dr. Strange and an awkward advert for Jaguar, has legally changed his name to the more conventional Benadryl Bandersnatch. After...
In a bid to become more "down with the kids" the Government has bowed to public pressure in the wake of Fabric-gate and made The Ministry of Sound a full Government Ministry. The new Ministry of Sound will have...
The world's most powerful supercomputer was tasked with calculating the actual answer to the question which has been baffling Britain and the rest of the world for months, what does Brexit actually mean? After three days of calculations the...
Cristiano Ronaldo has apologised via Twitter after pressure from fans, bookies and the press for winning absolutely every football honour available. He has been accused of taking the fun out of football by making every match a foregone conclusion....

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