Cristiano Ronaldo has apologised via Twitter after pressure from fans, bookies and the press for winning absolutely every football honour available. He has been accused of taking the fun out of football by making every match a foregone conclusion....
After much public outcry the words "Flange" and "Moist" have been removed from the most recent edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. It's not all good news for the prudish Middle Classes however, many other cringe worthy words narrowly escaped...
In a move seen as profiteering by many open web groups such as the W3C and the Open Web Foundation, all emails will soon require an electronic postage stamp in order to be sent. The stamps will be available...
Harambeism is now officially the fastest growing religion in the World with 6 million followers and an expected 200 million more within the next 5 years. The new religion has grown rapidly over the past year and is ...
Following on from the Ministry of Sound, the entirely fictional Ministry of Magic has now too been given full Governmental powers. The Government in its continuing push to try and connect with a younger audience has once again relented...
Media giant Netflix have moved to protect their intellectual property and stated that any company using the phrase "chill" without prefixing it with "Netflix and", will now be in violation of Netflix's trademark and may be liable for an...
Harambe who was shot dead in 2016 has been proclaimed a saint by Pope Francis in a ceremony at the Vatican. Pope Francis said "Harambe died for our sins, he protected the weak and was struck down while protecting...
Keith Richards' who's guitar licks and imperviousness to the effects of death have made him a global phenomenon has teamed up with L'Oréal to create a brand new Anti-aging serum. The Anti-aging serum will be the first product in...
Troubled star Kanye West has enraged movie goers at a late-night showing of The Flintstones Movie - Viva Rock Vegas in a movie theatre in downtown Las Vegas. According to eye witnesses, Kanye stood up and loudly demanded that...
The US, UK and Canada have passed laws to ensure that all Toyota Prius cars driven in their cities are operated by Uber and can be used by Uber customers. The rising demand for Uber and the public perception...

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