Harambe who was shot dead in 2016 has been proclaimed a saint by Pope Francis in a ceremony at the Vatican. Pope Francis said "Harambe died for our sins, he protected the weak and was struck down while protecting...
Pasta lovers everywhere can rejoice as Penne has finally been proved better than its rival Fusilli. At the Annual Pasta Convention in Rome, Italy, an international panel of judges and pasta experts unanimously agreed that there was no point...
The Ocean Research Vessel, RRS Sir David Attenborough is to be re-named RRS Boaty McBoatface, a ship name which originally won the #NameOurShip online poll. After heated debate on both sides, Democracy and the will of the people has...
The White House Press Secretary has confirmed that every time Donald trump is seen signing an official document he is in fact practicing writing his As. It was revealed that Mr Trump mastered cursive last year and sees official...
Troubled star Kanye West has enraged movie goers at a late-night showing of The Flintstones Movie - Viva Rock Vegas in a movie theatre in downtown Las Vegas. According to eye witnesses, Kanye stood up and loudly demanded that...
In an effort to curb the rise in racially motivated crimes in the wake of Brexit, the Government is enforcing a new law which will now mean that slipping on black ice is now considered a hate crime. The...
After years of confusion and a plethora of jokes that crossed the line, Benedict Cumberbatch star of Sherlock, Dr. Strange and an awkward advert for Jaguar, has legally changed his name to the more conventional Benadryl Bandersnatch. After...
Cristiano Ronaldo has apologised via Twitter after pressure from fans, bookies and the press for winning absolutely every football honour available. He has been accused of taking the fun out of football by making every match a foregone conclusion....
Following on from the Ministry of Sound, the entirely fictional Ministry of Magic has now too been given full Governmental powers. The Government in its continuing push to try and connect with a younger audience has once again relented...
After much public outcry the words "Flange" and "Moist" have been removed from the most recent edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. It's not all good news for the prudish Middle Classes however, many other cringe worthy words narrowly escaped...

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