Due to a large number of upcoming photoshoots and television interviews which are likely to show the star-spangled banner in many backgrounds, President Trump has enacted a bill to get the famous flag’s colour changed. Trump is famously very self-conscious when it comes to style and fashion and plans to change the US flag to orange, white and blue to avoid clashing with his skin tone.
Dermatologists have conducted a series of tests and discovered that Trump has the skin tone #d66f24 which equates to Pantone Solid Coated 7414 C. A newley designed Star-Spangled Banner 2.0 is being designed using this information and will be unveiled at a ceremony on the White House lawn. All US citizens will soon be required to burn their old flag and replace it with the new ones which are exclusivly being made by Trump industries, senior judges have speculated that failure to burn old ones may constitute light treason.
Trump himself tweeted “I do this for the eyes of the American people, you’re welcome America.”