Jaden Smith transcends reality
Jaden Smith transcends reality

Jaden Smith, famous for his spiritual musings and son of Hollywood actor and musician Will Smith has disappeared in an inexplicable event at Central Park, New York City. Several of Jaden’s followers were present and described the phenomenon where he appeared to literally transform into pure light as his “transcendence of reality”.

Chad White was in the park and saw the event: “I was running through the park trying to beat my PB and I saw a bunch of people crowding around someone so I stopped to have a look. When I got closer I saw that they were crowding around Jaden Smith. I recognised him immediately from a meme, he was preaching to a small crowd about how time isn’t real and that flowers have feelings. All of a sudden he started to glow and then he rose from the ground, slowly at first, all the time getting brighter until he was about twenty feet up, he suddenly burst into a thousand balls of light which began to spin around each other getting faster and faster until they appeared to merge into one! Suddenly they stopped, shot out in every direction and exploded in a brilliant aurora of every color which lit up the sky for many minutes.”

No trace of the tweeter has been seen since the event and after a hour’s investigation local police decided it was best for everyone if the search was called off.

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