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In a bid to become more “down with the kids” the Government has bowed to public pressure in the wake of Fabric-gate and made The Ministry of Sound a full Government Ministry. The new Ministry of Sound will have similar powers to the Ministry of Defence and will be based in Whitehall on the site of Horse Guard’s Parade, which will be knocked down next month to make way for the new seventy three storey ultra-club/mobile working office space.

Keith Rogers, a thirty year veteran Tory backbencher from Norwich is due to be the new Minister for sound and will take office in the coming months. He is known for his strong stance on anti-immigration, labour reform and lenient taxation on big business; during his acceptance speech he had this to say “I am delighted to undertake this brand new and challenging role, clearly the PM has chosen the right man for the job, I’ve been a fan of music for over sixty years and cannot wait to start telling young people what they should be listening too.”

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