After much public outcry the words "Flange" and "Moist" have been removed from the most recent edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.It's not all good news for the prudish Middle Classes however, many other cringe worthy words narrowly escaped...
Jaden Smith, famous for his spiritual musings and son of Hollywood actor and musician Will Smith has disappeared in an inexplicable event at Central Park, New York City. Several of Jaden's followers were present and described the phenomenon where...
Troubled star Kanye West has enraged movie goers at a late-night showing of The Flintstones Movie - Viva Rock Vegas in a movie theatre in downtown Las Vegas. According to eye witnesses, Kanye stood up and loudly demanded that...
Due to a large number of upcoming photoshoots and television interviews which are likely to show the star-spangled banner in many backgrounds, President Trump has enacted a bill to get the famous flag’s colour changed. Trump is famously very...
Tom Hanks has been barred from all US Domestic Airlines after many passengers raised fears that his very presence will cause a mechanical failure, hijacking or even a crash. Mr Hanks, star of Apollo 13, Sully, Captain Phillips and...
Media giant Netflix have moved to protect their intellectual property and stated that any company using the phrase "chill" without prefixing it with "Netflix and", will now be in violation of Netflix's trademark and may be liable for an...
Cristiano Ronaldo has apologised via Twitter after pressure from fans, bookies and the press for winning absolutely every football honour available. He has been accused of taking the fun out of football by making every match a foregone conclusion....
The world's most powerful supercomputer was tasked with calculating the actual answer to the question which has been baffling Britain and the rest of the world for months, what does Brexit actually mean?After three days of calculations the...
Following on from the Ministry of Sound, the entirely fictional Ministry of Magic has now too been given full Governmental powers. The Government in its continuing push to try and connect with a younger audience has once again relented...
Rich Moranis, the much loved Hollywood actor from the 80s and early 90s has spoken out about learning that he has a twin brother, the UK politician Michael Gove. The brothers were raised on different sides of the Atlantic...