After years of confusion and a plethora of jokes that crossed the line, Benedict Cumberbatch star of Sherlock, Dr. Strange and an awkward advert for Jaguar, has legally changed his name to the more conventional Benadryl Bandersnatch. After...
Harambe who was shot dead in 2016 has been proclaimed a saint by Pope Francis in a ceremony at the Vatican. Pope Francis said "Harambe died for our sins, he protected the weak and was struck down while protecting...
In an effort to curb the rise in racially motivated crimes in the wake of Brexit, the Government is enforcing a new law which will now mean that slipping on black ice is now considered a hate crime. The...
In a bid to become more "down with the kids" the Government has bowed to public pressure in the wake of Fabric-gate and made The Ministry of Sound a full Government Ministry. The new Ministry of Sound will have...