Penne better than Fusilli in every way
Penne better than Fusilli in every way

Pasta lovers everywhere can rejoice as Penne has finally been proved better than its rival Fusilli. At the Annual Pasta Convention in Rome, Italy, an international panel of judges and pasta experts unanimously agreed that there was no point in Fusilli and it has only survived this long because pretentious people keep serving it at dinner parties.

Arrabiata lover Steve Dawes went on record to say “I just want to live on a planet where you go over to a friend’s house for a pasta and get Fusilli rather than Penne, we’re now one step closer to avoiding this type of tragic event.”

The news from the Spaghetti vs Tagliatelle debate was however inconclusive after it became heated, leading to a shootout which left six dead including the chief executive of Dolmio and three of his entourage.

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