In an effort to curb the rise in racially motivated crimes in the wake of Brexit, the Government is enforcing a new law which will now mean that slipping on black ice is now considered a hate crime. The expected move is likely to be the first of many new laws which will clamp down on anything that contains a word associated with a minority group.

Gary Davis, an MP from Leatherhead, Surry spearheaded the new law and released this statement: “With winter weather approaching we want the country to know we stand firm on racial issues, long passed are the days of bigotry and intolerance, the roots of which can always be found in ignorance.”

A similar bill aimed at raising awareness for homophobia is currently in the house of lords and if passed will likely see a custodial sentence for anyone admiring rainbows.

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