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Supercomputer works out “Brexit means Biscuit”

Brexit means Biscuit
The world's most powerful supercomputer was tasked with calculating the actual answer to the question which has been baffling Britain and the rest of the world for months, what does Brexit actually mean?After three days of calculations the 93 petaflop Sunway TaihuLight at the National Supercomputing Centre in Wuxi, China came back with the answer "Brexit means Biscuit"...

Ministry of Magic to be made into full Government Ministry

Ministtry of magic
Following on from the Ministry of Sound, the entirely fictional Ministry of Magic has now too been given full Governmental powers. The Government in its continuing push to try and connect with a younger audience has once again relented to public pressure, on this occasion a YouGov poll amassing some 150,000 signatures from Harry Potter fans was enough to...

Michael Gove revealled to be Rick Moranis’ twin brother

Rich Moranis, the much loved Hollywood actor from the 80s and early 90s has spoken out about learning that he has a twin brother, the UK politician Michael Gove. The brothers were raised on different sides of the Atlantic after being separated at birth during a tragic mishap and a llama derby and only reconnected in the early 2000s...

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